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“Why can’t Facebook appreciate a classy gent, such as myself, instead of noticing those FUCKING SLUTS, FUCK!”
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Having confidence is not bad. This is not confidence.
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Well played, mother.
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Well, he didn’t lie. This is not e-mail afterall..
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And to shield said mind, he dons a fedora. To tip it, if the occasion requires.
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Putting Instagram filters on a chat log is arguably even dumber, but what’s besides the point.
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Hopefully he’s joking, but we’re leaning on “he’s not” so far.
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Yes, clingy.
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So did Patrick Bateman.
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In her defense, it’s pretty impressive to tie yourself to a chair.